So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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