I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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