My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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