they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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