my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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