i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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