I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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