I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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