I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm passing your future prison.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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