Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
