You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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