Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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