The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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