who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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