Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
