This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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