yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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