the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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