There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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