I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We had to coat check the pizza.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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