my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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