Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
