How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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