Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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