Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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