Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
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