let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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