"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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