On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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