HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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