It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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