Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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