she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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