she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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