Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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