My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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