she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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