I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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