Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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