Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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