i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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