it was like his penis was on wheels.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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