she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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