Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
So squirting runs in the family.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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