it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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