I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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