I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I need to sanitize my soul.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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