Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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