You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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