let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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